• Jo Miran
    19•23 days ago

    Not really. You can by bi or pan and monogamous. If your heart decided your person was another man, it doesn’t make you stop being bi or pan.

    • @hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
      14•23 days ago

      You’re overanalyzing it. The joke assumes gay or straight, obviously it breaks down if you start thinking about it but so do most jokes

    • @PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
      5•23 days ago

      Alternatively: they’re both straight, one is a stepdad, but both feel obligations to their kid.

      I’m just glad the friend’s got good and present family.

    • @Psythik@lemm.ee
      2•23 days ago

      Being pan is awesome, especially for watching porn, cause you find every gender involved attractive.

      Makes me wonder how straight people view porn. Isn’t it awkward to see a person you don’t find attractive naked?

      • @brognak@lemm.ee
        4•23 days ago

        I am annoyingly straight (mostly my annoyance, who wouldn’t want more choices?), and I honestly don’t know how much I actually process the dudes in porn, and if I do it’s usually something extraordinary in direction or another. Notably giant dick, interesting physical feature/tattoo, won’t shut the fuck up, etc…

  • @FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.orgEnglish
    4•23 days ago

    Can we please limit these stand up quote posts? Perhaps post them under a different stand up community? This community has been flooded with these lately and it’s really annoying. The same bullshit was responsible for ruining a lot of Reddit subreddits. Please don’t ruin the communities here on Lemmy.

      • @Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        2•23 days ago

        Like bert and Ernie from sessime street! To be honest it took me 20 years my life to realise there canonically gay. I just thought they were really good friends :P

        –edit They are just good friends :p