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@PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyzM to Aneurysm Posting@sopuli.xyz • 2 years ago

Honk Jesús

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Honk Jesús

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@PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyzM to Aneurysm Posting@sopuli.xyz • 2 years ago
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  • NegativeLookBehind
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    122•2 years ago

    🎵 Honk Jesus honk

    🎵 If u saves

    🎵 If u love, love

    🎵 Jesus, (Jesus) Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus (Jesus)

    • threelonmusketeers
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      20•2 years ago

      You missed “^TOYOTA JESUS”.

      • @agent_flounder@lemmy.world
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        22•2 years ago

        Praise be to Toyota Jesus!

        • LousyCornMuffins
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          7•2 years ago

          Sorry, I only worship Buff Korean Jesus or better

    • @Diplomjodler@feddit.de
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      15•2 years ago

      That’s going to be a smash hit.

      • @tacosplease@lemmy.world
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        12•2 years ago

        While backing out. Because they can’t see shit.

    • TurtlePower
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      6•2 years ago

      To the tune of Dance Magic Dance

    • @whaleross@lemmy.world
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      4•2 years ago

      The Jesus Honky-Tonk.

  • ArxCyberwolf
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    44•2 years ago

    This is what mental illness looks like.

    • @b0rlax@beehaw.org
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      7•2 years ago

      Generational trauma for sure.

  • experbia
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    44•2 years ago

    HONK JESUS HONK

    • @Darkard@lemmy.world
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      59•2 years ago

  • @feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world
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    35•2 years ago

    Honk Jesus Honk

    Great hymn.

    • @Master@lemm.ee
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      7•2 years ago

      If you saves, If you love, love jesus, jesus, jesus, jesus, jesus!

    • LousyCornMuffins
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      4•2 years ago

      Jesus Honk the Goose Ashore is a banger

    • @BluesF@feddit.uk
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      3•2 years ago

      Best Country Bangers of 2023

    • @agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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      2•2 years ago

      Put that magic spell on me

  • @Toneswirly@lemmy.world
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    31•2 years ago

    Honk Jesus, Honk!

    • threelonmusketeers
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      9•2 years ago

      IF U SAVES IF U

      • @Unsustainable@lemmy.today
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        4•2 years ago

        That’s what I always say.

  • @notannpc@lemmy.world
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    23•2 years ago

    Don’t dead open inside

    • @MistressKitty@pawb.social
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      4•2 years ago

      Aww man, I miss that sub.

      • @edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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        7•2 years ago

        It’s not super active but !dontdeadopeninside@lemmy.ohaa.xyz

      • @notannpc@lemmy.world
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        3•2 years ago

        It truly was a treat.

  • FQQD
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    2 years ago

    Jesus Christ.

    • @Unsustainable@lemmy.today
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      7•2 years ago

      I think they’re actually referring to Jesus Hernandez from East LA.

    • @b0rlax@beehaw.org
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      3•2 years ago

      Exactly!

  • @PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyzOPM
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    17•2 years ago

    In case yall are trying to figure it out, I think it’s intended to be 3 panels. Right and left saying ‘honk if you love jesus’ and the center panel saying ‘jesus saves’. Just one man’s guess tho, couldn’t get into the mind of that person if i tried

    • jlow (he/him)
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      2•2 years ago

      Good Dont Dead Open Inside material for sure.

  • @iamericandre@lemmy.world
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    16•2 years ago

    Is Jesus supposed to help this moron see out the rear window when trying to merge or change lanes?

    • @agent_flounder@lemmy.world
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      5•2 years ago

      Naw Jesus is drivin. Owner is sitting in the back seat praying or something.

      • @PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyzOPM
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        6•2 years ago

        Jesus take the wheel

  • @Tourma@lemmy.world
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    13•2 years ago

    AI bumper stickers.

  • @Demdaru@lemmy.world
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    13•2 years ago

    HONK JESUS HONK the goose said and thus I knew I overdosed

  • @Oddbin@lemmy.world
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    11•2 years ago

    Honk Jesus Honk, If u saves if u, Love love,Jesus jesus

    • @Magnetar@feddit.de
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      8•2 years ago

      Honk Jesu, Shonk!

    • @casmael@lemm.ee
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      6•2 years ago

      You forgot the three jesuses at the end there

      Jesus Jesus

                    Jesus 
      
  • @captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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    8•2 years ago

    I’m just imagining some carpenter from a backwater in judea in the 0020s seeing his name used like this and wondering what the fuck causes this

    • @Unsustainable@lemmy.today
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      6•2 years ago

      Adhesives would certainly bewilder him.

      • LousyCornMuffins
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        4•2 years ago

        Dude some of these fancy adhesives bewilder me and I’m 1.5% glue by weight

    • @agent_flounder@lemmy.world
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      2•2 years ago

      Demon possession. Better find some pigs.

  • @Swarfega@lemm.ee
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    7•2 years ago

    Can’t see shit out the rear window. Smart driver

  • @curiousaur@reddthat.com
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    7•2 years ago

    Honk je shushonk.

    • @Gumus@lemmy.world
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      3•2 years ago

      Isn’t that a Gorillaz song?

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