Here, you can have my coupon.

Vampires and witches are a yes, but I will give the game time to get polished and go on sale.

228 million years seems plenty fair.

Fears? It is wild that the party has not expelled him. Good riddance to that fucking evil piece of shit.

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/597

Lock him up.

Almonds are seeds, dad. 😏

I would like to redeem my coupon now.

A better link.

‘Disgusting’: Trump’s taxpayer-funded ‘deport’ arcade sparks instant fury online

Destroying fruit trees is worse than burning books. The judge who ordered this is inhuman and an enemy of humanity.

And then the pigs arrested Spiderman instead of the nazi who was attempting to incite a riot.

You will have to pry the em—dash from my cold, dead fingers. AI may take my job, but I will damned if it takes the em—dash from me.

No matter what they call themselves, these privacy-shredding spy companies can all Flock right off.

Since AI cannot be trusted for accuracy, using it as an unreliable search tool makes sense to me. Even when it is wrong, your goal is to validate.

Bass is bought and paid for. When corrupt neolib scum are elected, this is what happens.

The shit-eating fucker is still prosecuting, but as misdemeanors instead of felonies.

Hochman stated that his office was “listening to the impact the case was having on potential whistleblowers” when deciding to scale back the charges, acknowledging that the initial prosecution “sent the wrong message” to the public. While describing the comments by the other officers as “hate speech,” the district attorney noted there was insufficient evidence of a hate crime to bring criminal charges against them.

Fuck Hochman. There should never have been charges, and the racist pigs should have been fired. Charging a good faith whistleblower with any crime is vile. Hochman is lawless, fascist scum.

The evil fuckers are way ahead of you.

https://www.brandonsun.com/world/2026/08/19/missouri-court-allows-new-trump-backed-us-house-districts-be-used-in-november-election

I prefer your interpretation and rescind my own.

Edit — Please ignore me. @frostlytt@lemmy.blahaj.zone is 1,000,000% correct. The colors are even right there. I have brought shame upon my people. 😭🏳️‍⚧️

Original — The joke is that the Peter Parkers are realizing that they are attracted to themself and sense danger as a result. The non-Peter spiders are amused by this.