Dexter’s dad loves his muffins.

Is that Dexter’s mom?

Wouldn’t Cringer have a set of fuzzy clackers? I doubt anyone in Eternia is neutering tigers.

Is it as good as 3 penis wine?

https://youtu.be/OuEf-xV9hQc?si=er39G1SDmwVHs1TW

You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery ren fair tart threw a sword at you!

Crusty jugglers!

Praise Mr. Skeletal for all my calcium. He rid the world of the non-believers. Toot toot.

I guess they can just skip the uncle touchy middle man.

Yeah, but you are probably a normal person with sense of decency.

Fat chance. Pardons are for paying customers and useful goons.

My high ass was thinking it was a spoon flute. You can belt out a diddy between stirrin’s.

"OK, google. Play the “rocking that dick” playlist.

No, let him. He is trying to help us.

My favorite clean joke, what do call a ship on the ocean floor that twitches? A nervous wreck.

" I can’t fire my rifle! My hand is cramped up!"

I think he just mooned the camera. But since this is Clowngress, it could be his ballsack.

Exactly! Same thing happened to a girl I used to know. She had two cactuses, put one on a window behind a curtain and forgot about it. The other, in full view, she kills it with her love. She finds the other thriving when she is packing up for a move.

To shreds, you say.

See, what people don’t realize, cactus thrive on neglect.