I’m gonna send him to outer space

And opossums to eat the ticks that do make it there.

Wouldn’t Marvel cross the line from Science Fiction into Science Fantasy? Ignoring the metal debate for a minute, we’ve got litteral gods, a sapient tree, a rock man, a guy who shoots lasers from his face, and a thousand other absolutely nuts things.

If those Evangicals could read they’d be very upset.

I need it to be so much more televised. I need him to just stop talking mid-sentence, fall over, and shit himself all on live TV. So far ive only gotten 1/3 of that.

I didn’t realize there was a difference. What do Europeans call 1,000,000,000?

You’re not going to not take the Obamas up on a threesome. That kind of opportunity doesn’t knock twice.

I was in Seatle recently and was surprised at the number of public bathrooms they were gender neutral. It was just a bunch of stalls with almost floor to ceiling walls.

That’s another failure of our social programs. If you make x you get all the programs. If you make x+1 you get nothing. It definitely needs to be a sliding scale.

I hear there is a lot of profit in exploring the deepest depths of underwater caves. He should do that next

Der Kommissar’s in town, whoa-uh-oh.

If all of the agencies poofed back into existance tomorrow with all the same workers and resources, it will take decades to unfuck the credibility damage he has done.

Honestly, the world that MAGA feared was the one the ushered in with applause.

But if I kiss their ass maybe I can ride on their cost tales.

While my department manager is getting also getting a rimjob from the VP.

TIL: Professional Cornhole apparently pays well enough to make it a career.

Also, being a cyborg does not prevent you from pursuing a career as a cornholler.

I agree that this is is clearly for ducks but that just means you can juice several chickens at once.

You were pretty opaque about what you meant .

They’ve were a weekly meal when I was deployed. I think it was Thursday nights.

Thats always the first thing that I do when I come home. The license plate cover comes off, the stickers come off the back window, and I tey to take the branding on the metal off without hurting the paint. If they want me to advertise they can take a grand off the price.

Wasn’t the point that the cyber hammer couldn’t hurt the truck?