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Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.world•Dr. Oz begs Americans to take the measles vaccine as infections soarEnglish
20·3 个月前A percentage of American have been emboldened with “ain’t my problem”.
It happened when they made COVID-19 political.
Question: did memes like this help?
Asking because I do street cleaning work in my neighborhood. And assholes keep throwing cigarette butts right on the ground.
I’d love to find a solution to have them quit smoking, which will lead to less cigarette butts.
I do this too. Shove it right into meals that it has no right in being in.
Burritos. Pizza. I often put it as a garnish below protein to force myself to eat it.
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.nettoUnited States | News & Politics@midwest.social•Loan plan in Republican bill could worsen doctor shortage, experts warn
1·11 个月前The cost of medical education is so high, America currently imports doctors from other countries. 1 in 5 doctors, according to the stats.
With the way we treat immigration, expect that number to drop significantly. And we have doctors fleeing.
Add that to having some of the most incompetent government officials who are propping up chemicals companies and disregarding societal health – we are looking at a time bomb.
Thank you so much. I shouted no homo as I added quac to my long veiny burrito, and two-handed it into my mouth. I think I’m okay now.
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The Onion@midwest.social•Landlord Raises Rent to Cover the Cost of Never Doing AnythingEnglish
21·11 个月前Landlord wanted to raise rent by another $200 to “keep up with market prices”. That was their excuse. To keep up with market prices.
That’s incredible. I always try to trigger it when I’m biking and it’s like 50/50.
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politics @lemmy.world•Georgia mayor and 2 others are jailed on felony charges for trying to halt a local election
11·11 个月前How strange. Sheriff’s never seem to show up at conservative homes like this.
Don’t trust her.
Only one way to know the truth.
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So avocado doesn’t taste like clean dingaling?
Please answer Im about to get some guacamole and I’m insecure in my sexuality.
Mouth feels? Or like smell? Or like something else?
Is conservatives into avocado? I was led to believe woke millennials who suffer from bad financial decisions eat avocado toast.
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THE POLICE PROBLEM@lemmy.world•ICE officers threaten woman with arrest in Plymouth, MA for recording themEnglish
78·11 个月前These larpers want to be anonymous.


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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Young US men are joining Russian churches promising 'absurd levels of manliness'English
2·1 年前Hey, you’re like me. I HATED soup for decades. Can soup BS was disgusting. Soup on the side of my burger, gross.
Then I went to a real soup place. Like all they did was soup. Like professional level soup that’s $8 a cup or $12 a bowl.
My god - it was incredible. I now understand the Soup Nazi bit of why anybody would tolerate that behavior.
I went from clean shaven anti-souper to a god damn soup coke fiend.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Young US men are joining Russian churches promising 'absurd levels of manliness'English
36·1 年前And also being so confident, you don’t need another man to tell you you’re a big strong masculine man.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Valve CEO Gabe Newell’s Neuralink competitor is expecting its first brain chip this yearEnglish
4·1 年前That’s the challenge with technical advances. It’s not just solving the technical problem, it’s also solving the societal problem.
If you look back into history, Automated elevators was a major panic until people got comfortable with the idea.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Valve CEO Gabe Newell’s Neuralink competitor is expecting its first brain chip this yearEnglish
5·1 年前If it gets me closer to Half-Life 3, then pipe that shit into my brains
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•you are now witnessing the peak of online discourse
4·1 年前I thought about starting an extremely niche community and the moment I finish posting, I actually don’t want to deal with commenters/posting regularly/moderating.
















Authorized in 1999? What in the cousin fucking?