You don’t even know my real name is such a next level flex. Damn you, Spader, you’ve always been cool.

Which he refuses to use, because cats ain’t accountable for shit.

First time in a limo?

In one this small…

Simcity for SNES is the greatest manual ever put together. One Lemmings opinion.

So, April fools?

You think I’m giving a second thought to ballpark food?! Hell yeah I’m eating that shit! Throw a fucking purple empanada on there for good measure while you’re at it.

Generational abuse. I know my neighbors are doing it to their kids and years on now, all I can do is regularly show those kids through interactions with them and my kids that it doesn’t have to be like that. We’re not talking physical abuse. If it were, I woulda dealt with that bullshit long ago. We’re talking; you gotta play this sport, you gotta get these grades, you gotta worship this religion, you gotta do whatever tf we say and stand where we stand, etc etc. The best part, the primary thing the adults prattle on about is how much they hate their controlling parents and how much their kids don’t listen. It is the definition of insanity and it feels insurmountable and horrifying.

You fucking slay so goddamn hard. Fuck yeah! So fucking proud of you. We stand together!

From my studies, again, not a member of the faith, just educated in it, Matthew desired to build the early Christian community and leaned into stories like this of the people coming together over Jesus teachings. Kinda interesting the slant here then, imo, when you consider that. Yeah boys, let’s break bread, but there is a snitch ass bitch amongst us trying to bring this good thing to an end.

Yeah, tax the sun you fucking cunts. That’s the way.

Heh, despite my actual beliefs, I did grow up with this stuff, and Iirc, Jesus knew it was his last, and famously declared someone would betray him at this, his last supper. I know it’s a joke, just pointing that out.

So he doesn’t end up eating himself in the movie? Fuck it, not going.

False, this is the blue donut of eve online.

Additional panel…Dr Dre weighs in…

…I already won… tomorrow.

Translyvania 6-5 ew ew ew.

Yes, a solid point too. Paul saw this jihad washing over the whole of the galaxy and he really really really didn’t want it, but didn’t know how to do the one without the other. English teachers must have an absolute blast with this one. Heh, like Jesus seeing the crusades and going… wait… shit.

Important note, I feel. In the book it’s jihad, in the movies it’s holy war. Presumably because America has been so openly Islamophobic the last twenty plus years, that I imagine the audience would have perceived racism, when, in fact, the 1965 text says jihad. Just like to point that out as an interesting historical and cultural note. (Side note, haven’t seen the latest, but I remember at least the first one saying holy war and never jihad.)

Fuckers didn’t say thank you once.

/sssssssss

Not to be a shit here, but, isn’t there simply no way to determine if this is actual buzz or inflated by bots? I’m not saying there isn’t hype or interest, I just also immediately thought, well these are the people who control the machine. They could set a taxpayer funded data center to drive the views up and just create interest.