All this hate for Pearl and not one mention of a Crabby Patty…

I don’t believe these are real Plankton.

Does America even make any consumer routers?

I actually thought more or less the same, until I watched this the other day:

https://youtu.be/CiDqNRdxTO0

Those rotors can take a quite a beating and not even flinch…

Why would the DNC fix it; I thought your supreme leader had everything under control? Isn’t he going to make America great, or do you need someone else to clean up his mess?

The big hazard there would be the actual line tangling up in the rotors and causing physical damage.

Phone lines don’t carry enough power to be a real problem. They won’t actually electrocute you with enough current to cause damage.

High voltage powerline work is regularly done via helicopter, because it’s the easiest way to reach lines suspended above wilderness. The helicopter flys in close, an operator reaches out and touches the line with a metal rod to bring the aircraft to the same voltage potential as the line, then work can be performed on the line as needed, from the aircraft, without shock hazard because there’s no connection to ground or anywhere else for current to flow. Just don’t touch more than one line at a time nor the towers/pylons.

So thaaats why orientation is in the office across the street…

Yeesh, I’d be willing to bet they’re storing passwords in plain text…

Not that you should be anyway; but don’t use any password you’ve used anywhere else.

I hope they do park it in the straight, AND I hope Iran sinks it with a cheap rpg.

You first.

Honestly. I can’t say I blame Iran.

The cost in lives, global uncertainty, and rising oil prices really really suck for the rest of the world; but that’s what happens when you wage unnecessary wars; especially with nations that effectively control such an important shipping lane. (or at least have the capacity to disrupt it)

I’d retaliate too.

Your neighborhood is using more power as time goes on, so instead of updating your power grid with the funds you’ve been shoveling into our pockets; we’re just going to shut off half your stuff for you. No, you’re not getting a lower bill either; in fact, we’re going to bill you extra for the privilege of using power during ‘peak’ hours (you know, when everyone is awake and using power as expected).

I’m thinking about this, but my HR rep isn’t here today.

Now my ASM is ‘following’ me on that platform. (notification about it, ~2hrs after deleting the comment)

My favorite part of this is the ridiculous scale. A human-in-the-loop would have seen that and chuckled, not pulled the trigger.

I just woke up from a nap, and now I’m eating cookies. Don’t have any juice boxes on hand tho; a can of cola will have to do.

Being an adult is hard, in so many different ways.

I miss kindergarten.

You can probably figure out how, but actually performing the work entirely alone is going to suck. Even if just to move the large pieces around and hold/lift them in place; you’re going to want a friend to help out.

State criminal charges are not subject to federal pardons either.

‘Monetary Sanctions’

Fuck you; ISSUE ARREST WARRANTS YOU SPINELESS CUNT

I mean, that’s what happens when you install spyware; it infects things…

So… You’re saying you might get the chance again…? 🙏