I kinda want the “nice” version where Satan sets up a goat sanctuary staffed by all the “virgins” getting sacrificed as well.
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Cheers to that. What is your poison?
DarylDutch@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Came out to my dad and these are his curiositiesEnglish
922·1 year agoAnswer the question, Oedipus?
The Oscar worthy performance as it dangles from my cheeckbone. The Renaissance painting quality of it breaking surface tension on the double shot late machiato from starbucks.
DarylDutch@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•Hegseth will skip a meeting on organizing military aid to Ukraine in a first for the USEnglish
11·1 year agoOf course he does. They scheduled it on tequila thursdays, his religious pilgrimage to the bottom of a bottle comes first.
DarylDutch@lemmy.worldto
Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.world•Wanna milk cows at 4am?English
31·1 year agoFucking preach. I fucking hate these people that say immigrants are taking jobs whilst simultaneously hiring nothing but immigrants due to costs and availability. Fuck them I hope they lose their farm.
DarylDutch@lemmy.worldto
World News@lemmy.world•North Korea warship reportedly damaged during launchEnglish
142·1 year agoWas the imported french champagne bottle too strong for the paper armor?
His name is Robert Prevost!
DarylDutch@lemmy.worldto
United States | News & Politics@midwest.social•Fox News Host Calls Hegseth 'Former Secretary' to His Face Amid Latest Signal LeakEnglish
6·1 year agoHe got the tate brothers back to the us for a reason. 5d checkers and all.
DarylDutch@lemmy.worldto
Games@sh.itjust.works•22 years later, modders are keeping SimCity 4 aliveEnglish
6·1 year agoI agree. Openttd and rct2 are the path to take.
Any specific episode to get me in?
DarylDutch@lemmy.worldto
NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.works•Santa's elves raid candy cane trench, opening 10 presents. July 2023English
4·2 years agoThis reminds me of the black mirror episode. I guess we are a neuralink chip away from that horrible future.
DarylDutch@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy.World Announcements@lemmy.world•[Resolved] Federation issues with lemmy.mlEnglish
4·2 years agoOk, but who are you marrying and killing?
DarylDutch@lemmy.worldto
Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.world•gay men outing conservative straight menEnglish
13·2 years agoThank you for your (buttholes) service.
DarylDutch@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•China’s newest nuclear submarine sank in dock, US officials confirmEnglish
33·2 years agoIt’s a submarine, not an upmarine.
DarylDutch@lemmy.worldto
NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.works•I swear they're monitoring NCD for ideasEnglish
3·2 years agoJust attach another ak firing in the opisite direction.
No financial stability based on the lego one. :D







I wonder if the red lines crossed without nuclear repercussions has entered tripple digits yet.