FauxPseudo
I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics, make food, post political memes.
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Every time you say “but” everyone reading this knows you do, in fact, kill dogs.
You put words in your mouth. You defended killing dogs.
The core problem is you killing dogs and trying to lie about it by distracting and pretending that I don’t know what you said.
It was clear from the context that you were talking about killing the dogs. When asked for clarification, you did not talk about other people removing the dogs. When I mentioned that you don’t want a reputation for being the guy who kills dogs because it causes you to have to sell your home in a hurry you didn’t correct me. You defended your choice saying that you had to protect your livestock. You specified the birds were on nearby community property. I pointed out that livestock is on your land, not on community property.
You are obviously killing dogs. Or at least bragging about it.
I work in animal rescue. No one person in animal control is going to refer to a captured feral dog as dispatched.
There’s a difference between being a shitposter and being a shit poster.
Always confirm the vector before you start treatment. I see a lot of guessing but no diagnostic confirmation.
Dispatched means killed, right?
I try to keep the cooking group related to cooking topics. Killing dogs isn’t part of that.
Pepper has never shown interest in the wheel. As it is only one of 14 cats has ever started the wheel without the aid of a laser pointer.
Moving was definitely not an option
As opposed to Dog Killer Man?
17·3 days agoThis requires a functional brain.
You live in 2026. You know for a fact that they are not the worst human. They’re pretty high up there. But they aren’t the worst.
Still waiting to find out if she is selling weapons to Iran.
I get yelled at occasionally for letting cats outside. Cats have a very specific set of skills. And if they want to be outside they will make sure that you do not want them inside.
German enough that I’m surprised her maiden name didn’t have dots.