The funny part is I have shitty ass Comcast lol. Wish I had fiber in my area. Comcast is the only option :'(

Thought this was that old video of the guy who splits his wedding pants and his dong just flops out in front of everyone. To be fair it was a fairly impressive dong so nothing to be embarrassed about it.

Same. I’m bored and looking for friends to chat. I dunno how I’d go setting that up though. I was just planning on the single bus with SF lol

I guess I can just make one lol https://discord.gg/Y9vTdUrN

Would’ve taken me hours on wifi but I’m hard wired now so it’s just 10 mins or so. It’s a really fun game! Super unique. Totally worth the download. Sorry for your slow internet </3

Damn it, every time I think I have an original thought…

Wow guys, seriously, let’s be civil here, attacking the aggressor leader during a war? That’s just not polite, clearly.

You interviewed well, but we’re looking for someone with a more “related to a current employee” skill set.

Looking like Binks would probably get me experimented on as an alien. Speaking like Binks would get me a pretty decent shot at the presidency

Pretty positive that the only people who actually make money on OF are like the top 10. Not percent, just the top 10. I remember a post by someone who was in the top 250 earners of the month or something when she made like $15.

Prosecuted by who? Themselves? We’re in a fascist state lol, anyone who thinks anyone is going to be legitimately prosecuted is living in a fantasy world.

I feel like there should be a jingle imbedded in this add

Porn, obviously. Lot of other sexual things to earn it online.

Non porn? Writing, if you’re very very very good but probably wouldn’t be asking this if so. If you’re middling you can do it for like 30 cents an hour. You could try being a hitman I guess. Uhh…maybe being the front man for a pornographer? If you’re a man your pickings are slim. If you’re a woman just open your holes and sacrifice your dignity I guess.

Rich people are a different strata.

Rules for thee not for me is pretty typical. Anyone who is surprised about this should pull their head out of the sand and/or their ass

I’m over 30 of course I want mild or I’ll be up with heart burn.

…I mean in my SOUL I want my early 20s blow my head off heat but my body disagrees.

I remember reading somewhere that German toilets have a little shelf specifically to inspect your shit for health reasons, so maybe don’t visit Germany

There was a mythbusters episode specifically about this if I remember right. They ended up being really disgusted about the results is all I specifically remember.

I just close the lid before flushing like a civilized human being

This is just blatantly false, men’s rights do vary wildly state by state. I get what this is saying and I agree with the message but presenting a good message behind a lie doesn’t make it any less of a lie.