My kid usually seems so bright and sharp. Then out of nowhere he says the most unglued, brain-dead shit I’ve ever heard, and I need a second to mentally pull over, throw out some road flares, change to snow tires, and assess survival provisions. I probably make that face the whole time, before I remember to smile sweetly.

It’s funny to me how a single gesture of humility like merely accepting baldness without the most horrendous possible form of fragile denial combover makes him look 100x less weird

Not Turkish, just part funny… And part Croat.

Power bottom obv

I might wait a year, based on what I’m hearing. He’s already got a weird sense of humour compared to kids his age, I should probably cool it.

Yeah? Admittedly I’m calibrated to the 80s version of what “PG-13” meant. What was the most risque bit? Mine is pretty comfortable with non sexual nudity and rude humour, but anything sexually explicit he’s probably not ready.

Ooh how exciting.

I’m tempted, but I’d want to share in the fun with my kid. Anyone who’s played it, What’s the youngest you’d recommend?

Go ahead and tag their username, you’ll notice a pattern.

We’re aligned against the rich, the police, the military, the judges, Congress, the president, the (most influential American) priests, and the press. And every major social media platform. And the government is currently shut down.

And they need you to “be violent” so they can justify what comes next? If that’s what they need, the violence will occur by hook or crook. Disasters are frequent, and none are being wasted.

It’s past time for a prolonged general strike. Short of that, the only hope for a return to norms is a military coup, and even that is only a fool’s hope.

And then they sold us Skyrim. And then they sold us Skyrim. And then they sold us Fallout. And then they sold us Skyrim. And then

It all started with that shitty horse armour

Tbh it is if if you have undiagnosed myopia

All you have to do is squint your eyes. Until they’re closed. And then imagine a frog.

I knew I wasn’t the only one.

Cool sweeper game tho

How do you think I’m doing with Freetube/Grayjay/Stacher? Is that an okay mix? I dunno. I mostly just want to be able to archive indie animations and keep up with a select few channels with as little algorithmic content as possible.

I’m sure they are hyped, delighted, and filled with espirit de corps about all of this.

Rows what rex is, will do it for Scooby snack

It’s always projection. I’m almost bored of saying it.

He used the fancier looking one just for safety lmao

Any time I hear “capitalism breeds innovation”, I feel like grabbing a chair and swinging it.