I thought the researcher was outstanding in his field, but turns he was full of shit

I use the built in I2P client and it seems to work fine

Me: I want SoaD!

Mom: we have SoaD at home

At home: SotA, featuring such hits as

Sorta poisonous

lo mein

Let someone else bring the bombs

👻

Mail a physical copy to someone with a faster connection and ask them to upload for you

It was a fun thought. Assuming a speed of 60 miles per hour, one car-year would be 525,600 minutes seasons of love miles

20 years from the road

When your measuring distance in years, it’s too far to drive

What if you want ghosts in your ass?

Just use 1 foot cables and couplers to make any length you need!

hehe, “prompt”

I2P seems like a better solution, but it doesn’t have a strong network yet

Comcast Xfinity 10G! Our Wi-Fi is so fast it’ll melt your face!

I think they got sued for that since 5G is a real thing and they were implying that 10G is twice as good

Do you want ants? Because that’s how you get ants.

Honey badger don’t care, honey badger don’t give a fuck!

I’ve been buying physical silver and gold to hedge against the inevitable economic collapse of the US. One of my friends has been buying precious metals for even longer.

(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

Cthulhu awakens

Just like grandma used to make

Yeah, it takes some practice to lose your gag reflex

Flatpacks