I would have to take so much damn drugs to have half the dopamine kick my dog gets making eye contact with anyone he hasn’t seen in over two hours.

Imagine they would at the very least have some sort of double check procedure like a skin color chart they could reference if there was any question.

“Mr. Trump seems aimed at getting more women pregnant, whether they want to be or not.”

That’s kind of always been his thing.

Now I understand why everyone is fighting over this.

Hurt myself laughing at that last line. Are you doubting the mighty power of enshitification? Are you the last true believer in corporate quality?

Looks like another subscription service.

I’ve been using Stirling. It’s a little quirky sometimes but works fairly well. I’ve heard pdf gear is decent too

Do you think they were trying to make that photo look like 1991 or they just can’t help it?

Fond memories of the family computer, but man this website is nausea-inducing. 90s pages had some bad backgrounds but he scrolled WITH the text!

? And apparently Tim Apple isn’t even called Tim Apple? Is this whole company some sort of mirage?

Even weirder than a gen Zer has a financial planner.

This is very much in the realm of it has to work pretty perfectly to be worth the fuss. As neat as these are most people prefer the simple dumb prosthetics as they are predictable and reliable. The fuss and imperfections and charging etc that come with these make them look cool in demos but most people abandon them in trials.

Omg. So dumb. They are never going to sell any regular.

Catcha?

It’s not about comfort. It’s about pride and power.

Must be at least a little less embarrassing when it’s not your primary mode of transit.

New ones do. These old ones were built to last. That’s why they are so expensive I guess.

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Instantly wished Canada team won as soon as they agreed to do this. Respect to the Women’s team who had better things to do than photo op with a dimwitted fascist.

Yes but even then the advertised speed is much lower or variable dependent on local loads. Even in cities it’s usually regional cartels and downtime and service issues are not taken seriously.

What a relief. As long as we are all tracked at all times by both government and corporations, we can finally be free of the burden of ticket scalping. It’s a small price to pay for this great reward. I think we can turn our attention toward solving other oppressive plagues like Jay walking and double parking now.