

Imagine having the life drain from you, tied to a post, and this fanny steps in front of you to give a speech about how rock solid the penis of the united states is because you’re dead.


Imagine having the life drain from you, tied to a post, and this fanny steps in front of you to give a speech about how rock solid the penis of the united states is because you’re dead.


Did he use the force to get them to go down that hole? That bit always confused me. Why did they turn 90° and go straight down?
Isn’t that is the case for many countries?


“Can’t argue with the little things. It’s the little things that make up life” - Hank Scorpio, 1996


So the guy that can’t kill video game police officers in GTA V is directly complicit in the extraducial killings of living breathing human beings to kidnap the leader of a sovereign state.


“Uh huh. And is ““hamas”” in the room with us now?”


Tbf our electricity is expensive enough to scare away industry from the uk. And yet this fact appears true because diesel has shat its pants.
From their boo-bees?


Annnnny?
I’d probably have my two old boxers again. Same memories in their heads but as puppies. And guarantees they’ll make it to 15.
Fortunately, like brewing your own beer during the volstead act, a flush is basic enough to be able to do it yourself with a bit of string inside the cistern.
*collar, not col or.


Wheely good?
“It’s better to fart into the toilet than to shit into your pants.”
One of my own making after a particularly bad gut bug.


Samsonite! I was way off!


Christ. Just getting them below the waterline with a ship that big is going to be a gigantic faff.


What is this… Dune?!


Its at least more accurate than the maths of trying to multiply by the purported zero on a can of avocado oil.
Are we pretending like he wouldn’t have ordered the tacos and coke to be poured into his little hovel with him?
To get them to stop. She is saying she has had enough.