Eat shit and die, Rogan.

Or America. Or China. Or the UK. Probably more.

Instructions unclear, cucumber stuck in ceiling fan

“Does garlic salt make you more gayer-er? One Florida man feeds their alligator to find out.”

I’ll really hoping this becomes a road map for others to follow.

It sort of sounds like the herd as a whole has been gradually trained and so newcomers just follow the herd, simple in practice but clearly a routine that’s been maintained for several generations?

I’m only speculating but I think it’s impressive, however it’s done.

This is cool, I wonder how herding works. I can’t imagine managing that many animals to move anywhere reliably.

My go-to trick is to get a water bottle that sprays an aerosolized mist and just spritz the area liberally.

Most insects(?) can’t fly with wet wings and become easy to handle.

I like to ask people what they like to do/spend their time on. It’s subtle enough to blend into a normal conversation but meaningful in that I’m trying to connect with someone about what they like.

Calm down Satan

I used to study acting in New York, they were always trying to recruit actors for a ‘role’ in their retail store in times square, while paying minimum wage and ignoring student schedules.

Cool!

Also something something sniffing your own farts idk.

Maybe a single person shouldn’t have enough wealth to rival a country? It’s almost like that gives them more power than the government that is supposed to keep them in check.

Ominous. Cats are ominous.

Should blast baby shark back at them

I don’t get where these polls come from, certainly nobody ever asked my broke ass opinion what I think about healthcare.

I mean, it certainly has my attention, I’ll be watching these types with great interest and support.

It’s like stumbleupon almost, I miss that website.

Companies are going to hate it when they’re not allowed to have remote connections for their directors and IT departments.

I had someone tell me it’s old enough to drink. I think that means it’s enough time.