LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name]

what i told you being an adult is an arbitrary and made up distinction and nobody ever actually grows up and literally every single person you have ever seen is to some degree faking it until they make it

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The sonnenrad and literal SS thunderbolts, lol

who triggered the activation of this 1 comment bot account and why

why cant zelnsky dress normal

He went to the leaders of the free world store without realizing they cater to giants, which he is not

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Your comment versus so many who saw gog’s recent weird ass nazi shit

Have you cleaned your fans and re applied thermal paste because i don’t think it should be doing that

An american president does things americanly:

you: how could those perfidious asiatics do this to us??

auto-braking

It was really cool driving a uhaul that was way too big for me to be qualified to drive only to find it did some automatic ffucking braking or downshifting shit going down hills and it’s like, yes, thank you, that’s exactly what i want when i’m maneuvering something unfamiliar the size of a whale- random automated bullshit i don’t understand randomly fucking with what Im doing

Oh it turns out the rapid scanning of what’s in front of me to look out for and avoid threats while heavily relying on sensing changes in my peripheral vision i.e. to keep distance with the car in front of me isn’t just a weird thing that I do because I’m built different, it’s an ADHD thing (i’d also do this when working retail doing online orders to run around the store and not run into people)

maybe i really do have adhd and that time i was like “hey doctor i can’t read so good no more” and he threw adderall at me he wasn’t being medically irresponsible and my adhd was just so apparent that’s all it took

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Counterpoint but managers are cops and don’t talk to cops

Yeah i feel you it just made me think about Man Ray trying to give Patrick back his wallet but that meme is how i feel about a lot of interactions i have

I described to a coworker how theres a memo from the undersecretary of inter American affairs from the 1950s where they basically say “Castro is too popular, we’re going to try to starve the entire country so that people hate him and overthrow the government” and i showed it to him (on the u.s. government’s own website) and literally moments later he told me “castro starved his own people”

Yeah but he’s probably got like fat getting sucked out and other unhealthy stuff going on to make him look specifically the way he does so you wouldn’t look the same

There should be an amendment that if <40% of the population agrees with the supreme court on ANYTHING the remaining citizens can hunt the judiciary (the ENTIRE judiciary, not just the supreme court) at their leisure like they’re outlaws

oh, sure, I drive 80mph on the highway and I’m a “criminal speeder” but somehow these buses are safe at nearly twice the speed? ya right

Hey nerd did you know that every bit of data liberals point to to say “capitalism works and uplifts people from poverty” includes China and if you exclude china suddenly there have been no gains against poverty worldwide for the last, like, 40 years. In fact, weird! Income and wealth inequality have just gotten worse and worse everywhere else! I wonder why that is

Kamala harris wanted to “rebuild” the u.s. military into “the world’s deadliest” and said Iran was America’s #1 enemy. What the fuck do you think her intentions are with those statements, you absolute fucking imbecile? Or were you too stupid and ignorant to actually pay attention to the things she said during her 5 minutes of campaigning, so you don’t actually know what the fuck you’re talking about?

the Republican party

Quick, chat, what did the democrats have to say about the u.s. military or Iran during the last election? Oh, Kamala Harris was literally even more bellicose?? yup those dang Republicans alright