Funnily enough, that’s how we got to that- several of us going out to lunch, I was driving, so my music, and one of the Weird Al polkas was playing, and he was asking who it was … even my kids have heard of Weird Al so me and the other old farts are trying to figure out if he’s messing with us or really didn’t know… So we were listing off Weird Al’s works, and UHF came up, we described the plot, he asked if UHF meant something in the context of a TV station, and that’s when we old farts crumbled into dust.

I mentioned UHF to one of my (younger) coworkers, and he had no idea what that meant…

How I feel about my (soon to be ex-) wife…

I did my best to explain slavery to my daughter when she was 6 because due to COVID, we were basically home schooling her…

Yeah once they’re out of the womb, fuck 'em. We only care about the unborn.

8.1 was ok. Fight me.

Funny, I felt the same way about my wife, but she surprised me in the end…

That’s about the time I started building my MP4 collection… Which is up to at least 2TB by now, if not 3…

I did not. But many years ago I had a girlfriend who named mine Roy, as in Orbison. Can’t for the life of me remember why… She liked to have long talks with Roy, but he was quite deaf, had to get right up in there to hear anything…

And of course my wife picked now to get divorced…

BC and AD are separate numbering schemes- so just because there is no year 0 defined doesn’t mean you can’t extrapolate - 0 AD is the same as 1 BC, and you’ll have -1 AD which is equivalent to 2 BC and so forth…

I have a 2005 car, but I don’t burn CDs. I plug my phone into a cassette adapter.

You are misusing “intrusive thoughts” much the same way people who like a clean house misuse “OCD”. Intrusive thoughts are not something you’d be ok doing were it not for social pressures. Intrusive thoughts are things you don’t want to think about, but pop into your head anyway, like steering your car into oncoming traffic, or punching your grandma.

How do we know you’re not an AI bot?

Sorry, I’ve been eating better for my health.

“haha rape”

Rape is never funny. Unless it’s a clown getting raped. And he squeaks with every thrust.

No love, just fucking.

Fuck man, if I was going to stay married I wouldn’t need a vasectomy, wife had a tubal when our 2nd was born by C-section - “as long as you’re in there…”

But now she wants a divorce for what she says is all my fault, but weirdly coincides with some health problems I was having… Like sorry I wasn’t paying enough attention to you when I thought I might be dying…

The America I recognize and aspire to live in is full of immigrants…

Yes!