Sitting for a midnight piss makes it a lot easier for me to get back to sleep.

To be fair, Europe is all about their summer vacations.

Something something governments should be scared of their people

There’s vast swaths of those less-insane states that are just as insane. Flyover PA, upstate NY, eastern Oregon and Washington, southern Illinois, and central California

I’d like at least a few seconds so I can relish the lack of responsibility

Space: Above & Beyond would like a word

Josh Johnson said it’s like Mamdani found the “make government work” button that nobody else wanted to press.

Can’t wait to see a pub all chanting “We’re voting for Binface!”

Also, autocorrect changed Binface to abundance so what does that tell you

My oven lets me enter the temp on a number pad but still has 5 degree increments

I’ll take the backroads in my dumb little fartbox. It will take twice as long and I’ll hear banjos the entire time but at least I’ll have fun.

Oh, and my car won’t leave without me.

Only by using a significant amount of power and water

Zorro doesn’t deserve this impugning of his good name

The only two things programmers hate more than time zones are DNS and SSL

Dude also appeared in an episode of Lexx

Don’t forget In the Army Now with Pauly Shore, buuuuhddy

Commodore Glen Ross

Dude took Zardoz way too seriously

We also genocided ourselves in prehistory

Prior to those institutions, right around the birth of agriculture, 90% of men were killed. There are massive pits of Neolithic people murdered in this war.

Not actually crushed.

Lame.