You took perfection and made it perfection squared.

slow claps That was good.

This is a bold and interesting move, Cotton. Let’s see how it pans out.

I for one will be yelling at the screen and throwing my popcorn when that happens. For I have been enjoying this arc in my fleeting existence.

TIL, someone or some people have created an Epstein Wiki and lo and behold. There is a page about Robert Kraft.

The NFL owner [Robert Kraft] added that he agreed with Macklemore that there has been too much suffering, and noted that he has spent decades “directing resources” to Palestinians.

Press X to doubt.

"We have audited ourselves and found no wrong doing.’

Brother, get the flamer. The heavy flamer.

Please God, let that happen. It would be soo funny.

In GTA 3 and GTA: Vice City, you are given a mission to start a gang war to lower property values.

This dystopian hell hole is already here. I present the Sloped Toilet to prevent workers from getting a few extra minutes.

Israel “merdaverse@lemmy.zip is now Hamas and has an underground Hamas compound at their location.”

I joined the FBI to [solve crimes/harass minorities] and now I am replying to flame wars on Twitter. I hate my life.

• Some FBI Agent

Don’t you love it when a game distribution company controls such a large market share that they can make or break any developer/publisher. Simply for breaching some vague “morality” policy pushed by a bunch of puritans.

God, I love capitalism. /s

TIL, developing nuclear weapons is only 20 years in prison.

Sources say that the planchette on the Ouija board moved. However, investigations showed that was not what happened.

I didn’t think Charlie Kirk could change however he hasn’t said anything racist this past year.

Sandy photos, and photos of bats.

Florida has the mythical Florida Man.

“The law in the state of Florida is that if you boycott Israel, we boycott you,” Fine stated. “It is the law of Florida, and it will be enforced. It will destroy the British economy because Florida is not the only place that passed that law.” … When asked about critics who suggest that a trade war with the UK could harm Florida’s own economy, Fine remained undeterred, citing the sheer scale of the American state-level economies. … “I think they’re wrong,” Fine said. “The economies of Florida and Texas combined are larger than the economy of the UK. We will be fine. That tiny little island will not.”

Buddy, your state and country is getting rocked by the Canadian Boycott. A country that is a fraction of the size of the US. The boycott is causing President Trumpty to have a hissy fit.

Randy Fine is truly delusional.