If they even hear about it.

He’s going to go a buy a Tesla tomorrow? I’m pretty sure he didn’t even keep the wrapped cybertruck that was gifted to him by those manosphere podcasters a while back.

Secret service are still just cops.

I’m on boost too. Hit the double checkmark icon, but while you’re in the replies tab. Def some kind of bug.

Don’t forget lucky that the officers didn’t start giving conflicting commands. Yelling “freeze” and “put your hands up” then shooting and later claiming “oh I thought he was reaching for a weapon, I feared for my life.”

Tag corner is for my face, adjacent corner for drying my hair, then the rest of my body gets the other end of the towel.

Terry Prachett theorized that the only thing faster than light is monarchial succession. As you can see here, when the king dies, the first in line becomes king instantaneously.

Anyone on Loops? I tried signing up a few days ago, but the sign up page wasn’t working. Now the landing page says they aren’t accepting new users.

And personally, I believe that any community that pretends to be idiots, are.

Just like with some of the 4chan idiots though, there is little functional difference between being a true believer nazi and merely pretending to be one.

Really just sounds like paying $300 million less.

The original nepo baby. Check your privilege Jesus.

I can’t believe it’s taken this long. I get disappointed when microblogmeme jpegs don’t have 2 @ symbols in them.

Anyone have tips on how to find local mutual aid groups? The only one that I am currently a part of is a buy nothing group on… Facebook.

It’s generally easier for the layperson to pay a gym membership than it is to have the upfront cost of a barbell set and coordinating a schedule with their neighbor who owns a treadmill.

I don’t want to sound too pro-corporate, I just don’t want to fault others when they fall for the veneer of a “cohesive product.” It takes a lot of work to organize a community project and why it’s so special when they do come together.

Oh so the “gut pandemic preparedness” president is going to have another pandemic on his hands?

I can’t wait for half his supporters to say he’s doing a great job and Grandma is going to have to die for the economy again.

And then the other half with their tinfoil hats to cry about how this is certainly an engineered situation to make him look bad.

It is no choice between someone who disappoints me in their responses on this issue, and someone who openly wonders if sending a nuclear warhead into a hurricane a couple hundred miles offshore will lead to a positive result. And of course that was with where his mental state was at over 4 years ago.

On mobile Firefox, two right swipes in the middle of the screen closes zapper mode. It is not clear or obvious, but it works.

This guy, what a Lerd.

“Government doesn’t work! Vote for me and I’ll show you just how poorly it can be run!”