Apparently I’m not the only one making reading errors here.

If you’re eating 90lb of cheese a day, there’s no shit at all

Mr Frog at it again

He was a useful idiot for laundering money.

No, it’s not. The numbers used to derive the answer were correct. I did not forget to multiply by the K. I read the answer wrong when I transferred it.

My math was correct, my reading wasn’t.

No, I didn’t. The math was fine, it was me not counting the places in the answer correctly that was the problem.

Yeah, I don’t think he will, but he does have the ability

I think someone already did that one

The cameras mysteriously weren’t working for that exact span of time.

Increased bloodflow can actually drop the temperature of the limb. For instance, alcohol might make you feel warm, but due to the vasodilation you’re actually losing heat.

I’m basically a werewolf, so I guess I must have great circulation.

Which is weird because my hands and feet are always cold to the touch.

Ugliness as in personality, not appearance.

I’m sure it’s Larry fucking with the algorithm

He actually could by deputizing some marshals to go arrest the people who turned them away. There are plenty of former special ops guys who would jump at the chance.

We tried that with pickles, but it turns out they’re like crack to the little fucker.

I thought that happened a week or two ago

My wife has been showing me TikTok videos of black guys asking things like, “guess what I do for work,” and the responses are every bit as racist as you’d expect.

She thinks it’s everyone making fun of racists and black people owning the jokes, but to me it looks like attempts to normalize overt racism.

Some crazy fucker got the OG Tomb Raider to run on an ESP chip.

Although the ESP is significantly more powerful than the original console.

They could, but courts can deputize people to explicitly do it (like if the US marshals won’t).

I know several former special ops guys who would jump at the chance.

You don’t have to go after trump. Just the people doing his bidding.