What’s wrong with a 12 year old texting their friends? I had unfettered internet access by then and I turned out fine.

Why wouldn’t they want that? Why wouldn’t anyone want that?!

Like what happens to it in warm water?

Youtube is pushing new social media features where they try to track who shares videos with whom, then attempts to connect you like twitter mutuals.

Plato hates this one weird trick!

That’s our secret, Captain. We’re all interested in any job. Any interaction you have that suggests otherwise is specifically designed to make you feel that way.

No, the door of a residential bathroom has a specific purpose, besides the normal door-related ones. It’s a vacant/occupied sign.

I have 2 points in response. First off, fuck cover letters. I don’t care if I’m applying to be CEO as an outside hire, you can get a feel for my personality at the interview, not through a sycophantic writing exercise. Second, I thought references were only allowed to confirm the dates you worked at a company, but that might depend on the region, I guess.

You don’t know what you don’t know 🤷

That’s fair. He kind of ruined the Martian audiobook for me, so I held a grudge.

Does he manage to make himself likable on page? It’s always been a struggle for him on screen. Or microphone. Or tweet.

If you do the “getting rid” of them correctly, they definitely won’t be aristocrats anymore.

I don’t think that’s a fair summary of what they said. Guy seems pretty cool, tbh.

I get that you’re doing a bit with the sniff thing, but I genuinely don’t understand how armpits benefit from a handheld sprayer. You can still get your pit pretty close to a mounted one, and it doesn’t take that much pressure to wash off soap.

He turns the pages in time with the words! Sure, you could have it as audio over a PowerPoint, but that’s less human, and ultimately, feels more low effort, even if it isn’t.

Blade Runner, which is sadly necessary viewing for Blade Runner 2049.

I made no vale judgement on the information you provided, just informing you of the optics.

Volume on, grandpa

Uh, how else would you effectively convey this?