Every dog park will look like that 1986 Cleveland event…

I’ve had this image forever. Today’s the day! Enjoy.

Well, a pack of batteries, more precisely.

Same here. Something is down on thekbin.melroy.org side.
I’ll put below the sh.itjust.works local cached thumbnail.

Web browser… open the thumbnail image in a new tab.

Taking from the phrase “pork belly futures” to predict pork in the economy…
And taking the name of small laptop ram…

(⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠)⁠>⁠⌐⁠■⁠-⁠■ i guess we’re going to have…
(⁠⌐⁠■⁠-⁠■⁠) “SO DIM” FUTURES.

True – it would require a external heat source (wood, gas, coal, concentrated solar, etc) to boil water for turbine generated electricity.

Wow. I never thought of bottling and selling water.

Was surprised xkcd didn’t mention steam boiler turbines.

A pic from a Fb post…

I bet a guy suggested OFFaiCE and they prolly said “that’s confusing”.

When you ask the copilot to do a 365…

Puuuredator

Here’s that scene when Arnold Schwarzenegger camouflaged himself in the mud…

I dunno if I want to go back to throwing newspapers again every single morning… for $80 a month when (then) minimum wage was $900 per month.

The exercise was nice. But the sound of my mom falling off backwards on a bicycle will never get out of my head. She was okay, but ss a kid, still haunting.

Mary Carey for California 2003.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Carey_(actress)
When then Gray Davis was being recalled she threw her hat into the ring. ̶U̶̶n̶̶s̶̶u̶̶̶c̶̶e̶̶s̶̶s̶̶f̶̶u̶̶l̶ She dropped out, but her effort set a modern-day open door for any celebrity to enter the politics arena. This solidified Arnold Schwarzenegger’s later win.

edit- clarification

If your exposition lasts longer than 8 hours consult your pyrotechnician.

I remember the late Ben Underwood whom had the same talent. One bit stuck with me comes to mind when Ben was walking the neighborhood with a tv reporter… “What’s to my right”, reporter asks. “{Click click} It’s the side of a house, uh with stuff in front of it.”, and Ben replies with more detail, “{click click} …cans, yup garbage cans.”

DARE in wikipedia…
“…In 2002, D.A.R.E. had an annual budget of over $10 million…”
“…in 2012. The new program is called “Keepin’ it REAL” and focuses less on lectures and more on interactive activities, such as practicing refusal and saying no to pressure.[9] It is now less explicitly focused on opposition to drugs, with the broader aim of teaching good decision-making…”

Pull over to the side of the road and let me out. I will wait.

Fun facts I’ve gathered up…

• 10 Cybertrucks were donated to Las Vegas police.
• Las Vegas haven’t noted whether to keep or sell them.
• Any vehicle going into police duty must be “upfitted” aka upgraded with a police package (lights, siren, comms, armor, etc).
• Police prefer a certain known standard performance vehicle specs for duty (horsepower, towing, speed, mass, manuvrrability, etc). Teslas are too young to have demonstrated anything of this.
• Some out-of-spec police cars (e.g.- retired, siezed, donated) might get another use as community outreach vehicles (D.A.R.E. cars).
• Article states an upfitting company named UP.FIT {corrected name} Las Vegas, aka UNPLUGGED PERFORMANCE ®. They are not a preferred public service vehicle upfitter, as they ONLY modify Teslas and only Teslas for contract.
• Sheriff McMahill is an uneducated media regurgitator.

I’d like to think there IS a universe out there where cheese is currency.