To Cinnabon I go…

I don’t think those outlets belong outside.

They already know all that.

walks in for an interview and hands them my documents

“This isn’t your CV, this is…”

Me: “Adoption papers, yes. Make me your son and I will bring a lot to this company.”

under their breath “Damn, he’s good.”

“Just one more thing before I go… what was the shape of the cheese that went missing that night?”

Every time O’Brien gets imprisoned or tortured then rescued, instead of R&R or therapy:

“Back to life, back to reality…”

Gondor needs no key.

EMERGENCY MEETING

Gary Larson is a lot smarter than people realize.

“I apologize in advance, but Kevin may set deadly traps for you in the common spaces.”

When I was a kid ,none of those three existed.

I felt so bad for Seven in this episode. Every belief she held as a drone was challenged by deassimilation back into Human. Then suddenly, everything she was taught by the collective was vindicated only to have it chucked out the airlock.

Imagine seeing the face of god only to be told it would have destroyed you.

Something is… lost… when translated to Arabic.

Sally Nerys, laying it in to Kai Linus: “You kept me up all night waiting for the Emissary of the Prophets. And all that came was a beagle!”

When you pull into the driveway but the song hasn’t ended yet.

Well that’s disappointing. Maybe I’ll wait for a rev A.

So Bluetooth headphones are a no-go?

Shhh, nobody say anything. Nobody try to stop them.

A GameBoy Advance SP is still worthy of being a daily carry. Rock solid hardware with a huge library of timeless games.

That this thing is effectively the exact same dimensions using current tech makes it the first dedicated handheld I’ve considered getting since the DS Lite.

Dictator for Life