plastic surgery, veneers, and injectables like Botox and fillers

That sounds an awful lot like gender-affirming care. Guess they aren’t real women/men.

/s (except for the fact that I don’t think they’re even really human anymore, but that has nothing to do with the care they received and everything to do with the shit they spew)

You must not be American; we can only do one thing at a time.

Unless it’s just ruining everything; we count that as one thing, even if it’s not.

I meant vosotros, yes, thank you! Sorry, it’s been over two decades since I was in Spanish class; I mixed vos and vosotros up.

If you’d only said it three times, you would’ve summoned him. So close!

Literally the second sentence of the article body. 😮‍💨

I’m a bit concerned with myself that I instantly recognized the nose. You didn’t let me down.

Oh my goodness, that fluffy tail! Such a pretty kitty!

Maybe it’s because I’m from California, but we learned Mexico-Spanish. The books included Spain-Spanish (i.e. vos conjugations), but my teachers never included it in our lessons.

McBride is truly awe-inspiring. She’s so strong.

Why the fuck do they get to increase their staff when they’re telling the rest of the federal government (including understaffed agencies) to downsize? Hey, Donny, I found the waste, fraud, and abuse; it’s coming from inside the house.

This was my first thought, too 😂

Wait until I’m about to die, then go back to when the first land-dwelling animals first started coming ashore. I’d bring a bunch of cockroaches with me and then I’d die there. Either the roaches or my decaying corpse will hopefully cause enough change to the timeline that humanity never develops in the first place.

I think that’s the most I could screw over the (human) world.

Keep it up, Canada (and Mexico, too, please). The more pressure from outside, the more likely we can successfully apply pressure from inside to slow/stop/reverse the actions the current US administration takes.

It’s gonna hurt and I’m not looking forward to it, but it’s necessary. The world should remember the lesson from WWII that appeasement does not work and act accordingly.

I just want to note: target is a pretty decent place to use the bathroom when out and about.

Give them your shit, not your money. Plus, they have to pay for the water you use.

Nuestros amigos

Only the peace of the grave, I fear. :(

By design, too. They’ve been dismantling our education system for two generations, and it wasn’t that great to begin with.

Unfortunately, for those who were expected to comply, it was mentioned that this is (semi-)expected to be a recurring event.

I haven’t seen him without shoes on. ¯\(ツ)/¯

I wouldn’t be surprised. Guy’s all wrong.