People nowadays forget how shitty software used to be at launch.

Or so I’m told. I’m not actually of the generation that remembers software without an auto-updater.

By mistake. Thanks for notifying me.

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Wait. No. You didn’t. Why is West at the top?

Actually, CSS is Turing complete, ever since you could do math in it.

I program JavaScript for a living. I’ve noticed how I’ve become blind to my language’s idiosyncracies, but I still believe it isn’t super bad. Especially with all the new shiny features that were piled on ever since 2018-ish (I think).

It is definitely nowhere near as bad as C++. And I’m only 6 minutes into the video.

My father has that same retarded logic. “What? You don’t want my house when I die?” – “You fucking moron. I’m 30 and you’ll live another 20 years. I need a home now.”

To nitpick for nitpicking’s sake: You can make Ctrl+Click work in JS.

I would like my parentheses to look normal, thank you.

*compliment

There sure were a lot of visitors for OOP’s birth-giving.

Do you really think that any Jews would migrate to a newly founded state right next to or within Germany?

The madman theory is a political theory commonly associated with the foreign policy of U.S. president Richard Nixon and his administration, who tried to make the leaders of hostile communist bloc countries think Nixon was irrational and volatile so that they would avoid provoking the U.S. in fear of an unpredictable response.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madman_theory

But luckily unambiguous.

As I said, it always fucks me up. The AM/PM indicator wraps at a different hour than the hours. Aaargh!

As someone who grew up with a 24-hour clock, I can deal with 12 hours. Usually there’s no confusion if your store opens at 7am or 7pm. But 12:30PM being a valid time and meaning ‘00:30 on the next day’ fucks me up every time.

Are you talking about a watch with 24 different numbers on it?

Free Speech, baybeee.

And yes, spending money counts as speaking.

I’ve made up my mind. Don’t confuse me with facts!

They’re ’Muricans. You gotta give them some slack. Thinking doesn’t come naturally to them.