For a second I thought this was a cup full of wet coffee grounds.

This one is the most probable of all the replies. Mostly because Trump has been following Putin’s playback.

Albeit it might not be a full on conflict with a new nation but just a significant escalation i.e. Taiwan and China.

They’re a vibe. I really like them at certain times.

ICE was patrolling outside of my son’s high-school today and all through out our downtown.

To be clear this is in San Diego county.

This is really starting to scare me.

Masturbation to get things started. CPAP machine to make sure I don’t suffocate in the middle of the night. Ear plugs to muffle out all the little noises.

Thx. You legit got a smile out of me.

A few years ago I was struggling with body image and was starting to feel worthless and invisible in my marriage. When I tried expressing these feelings to my wife (really just trying to make an emotional connection) her response was curt and to the point: “You don’t have body image issues. I’m the one struggling with my weight.”

And that was it. I’ve never felt more alone in my life.

Thanks for that image…

This is far more interesting than the robot.

The most disappointing: 5 seconds. These usually just sneak up on me during sex and aren’t super pleasurable or fulfilling. Usually when I’m multitasking (sucking nipple, rubbing clit, supporting body on other hand)

The best: 20ish seconds. Long pleasurable buildup, ejaculations and muscle contractions are less sharp. Usually also comes with a lot of cum too. Brain ceases to function for a good minute or so as well.

I’m male if that isn’t obvious.

This is legit fucking stupid and I love it

This guy naps

Yep, have been doing so for a few years now. I’m happily married to a woman so it’s somewhat irrelevant what my feelings towards men and NB people are.

But fi you’re single and the guy is open to dating give it a shot.

This one regularly works its wait into my daily speech

So my “routine” is to not purposefully exercise at all.

Hear me out.

Working out at gym or just lifting for the sake of exercise drives me crazy. I always want to be accomplishing something or getting something done. So I bike to work twice a week. That’s 18 miles round trip in a hilly area. Great for cardio and legs. I also rock climb with my son twice a week for roughly 2-3 hours. So thats uppwr body and hand strength. Throw in an “active” weekenf life and i get plenty of exercise.

Now diet is the big one. Last year, after some experimentation I removed nearly all sugars from my diet. The calories I would have consumed from straight sugars I replaced with complex carbs (bread, pasta, rice). It was a hard transition to make and I had to teach myself to crave different things. But the result was 40lbs down over one year (205 > 165ish) . I can see my abs (not a super 6 pack or anything) and I get those sexy little hip lines that my wife loves. The one downside is that none of my pants fit and I have to cinch them with belts.

Mine is excedrin and a big ass cup of coffee

I’m not into dudes, just their dicks.

As a fellow crafty, cooking, mostly straight dude, I’m sorry to hear people calling your generosity and thoughtfulness “gay.”

It was a homemade video, probably shot on a phone. It was of a hetero teen couple on a bed (white, beautiful bodies). They both started with swumsuits on. I distinctly remember the girls blue bikini bottoms. The few words they spoke were in French. It was a long 20-30 minute video. They did all the usual things but looked fantastic doing it. I really enjoyed how “into it” they both were.

Those bikini bottoms really did something for my lizard Brain.

The video disappeared into the xhamster hole.