It’s a shame that, when Norwegians changed their counting system, the suggestion of using “to-ti” didn’t catch on for 20. It would be analogous to saying “twoty” in English.

M’lady

always

Even in July 1914? Interesting take.

❤️ StVZO-compliant illumination ❤️

Same, and they might even have properly adjusted headlights, but as soon as they tilt up (e.g. due to a speed bump), the flashing lights make it look like they are sending me a light signal. Usually takes a few seconds until I realise they just hit a speed bump.

Interesting, first thing we learned was to try to knee them in the groin to make them let go.

No, 'cause the /s cheapens the experience of good sarcasm.

Nice numbers <3

Occupational Lung Disease? Onerous Life Disorder?

Maybe she didn’t want to though.

What a beautiful and eloquent comment.

I knew it was a mistake to shave today.

Obligatory reminder that not only US has an IRS; the tax collection agency in Ghana is also called IRS.

In case your primary crossbow jams up? Clever.

If I squint my eyes I still kinda see it, nice!

He sounds like a decent human being.

I’d never go to a hotel without my leatherman with me.

slipped and fell on an unfortunately placed basket of potatoes

“It was a million to one shot, doc, million to one”

What if you always dreamt of learning to play the violin though? That’s right out now, buddy.

I have never ever seen a baby pigeon. Not even a picture. Where are they hiding them?!