I have driven left hand drive cars in countries that drive on the left side of the road and right hand drive cars where they drive on the right side of the road. It can be kinda confusing compared to cars that have the steering wheel on the correct side but you get used to it. The hardest part is passing other vehicles on 2 lane roads.

My grey, Starbuck, is my 4th cat that loves to play fetch. Every night he picks which toy he wants to play with and just before bed he brings it to us to throw.

I live in an city were it is legal for women to be topless in public, I rarely see women topless in public.

Money rapture, Tuesday potluck. They know they ain’t getting called to heaven.

Hey now, don’t insult gnomes like that.

de83jwe IS a sailboat stupid head!

Two from the same guy.

Remember, you’re not sick in traffic, you are traffic.

If you don’t have time to do it correctly now, how are you going to have time to fix it later?

As a long time whitewater kayaker and motorcycle rider I had this drilled into my head so much when I was younger.

Whenever my wife and I are at a restaurant and someone that is not our server brings the food to the table they always assume the vegetarian plate is hers and the one with meat on it is mine. They always seem confused when it is the other way around.

I am legally blind in one eye (just see very fuzzy color) and if I close my good eye this picture is indistinguishable from a low res image of Jupiter.

I am a lighting designer for concerts so right off the bat my career would be over. Outside of work I listen to music a lot to help motivate me to do things so it would be much harder for me to accomplish anything.

The front of Marty’s truck came up to just above his waist. Michael J Fox is 5’4" tall. The front of a lot of modern trucks, from the factory, come up almost to my shoulders. I am 5’8" tall.

Can’t spell philbert

This is why I hate when people ask me what time it is. I can glance at my watch and know what time it is but not in a format that makes sense to other people. In order to tell someone what time it is I have convert to a “normal” format and that makes it look like I cannot quickly read my own watch.

I know a Sherpa guide that lit up at the summit of Everest while waiting for the rest of his group to arrive. This was many many years ago before Everest became the zoo it is now.

Same here, before I found out it is literally impossible for me to see them I had one of the books and I would stare at it for hours trying to make it work. Of all the annoyances of being half blind, not being able to see magic eyes is the one that bothers me most.

I refuse to wear red shirts because of Star Trek TOS.

Nothing quite like a booty beer after a swim.

A website I used to frequent changed their cookie pop-up so that there was a message saying if you don’t want to accept cookies to go to “manage settings” at the bottom of any page. The only way that you could close the pop-up was to click the “accept all cookies” button. The pop-up was so big it blocked the bottom of the page so you could never get to the “manage settings” link without clicking the “accept all cookies” button to close the pop-up. I have not been back to this site since they made the change.

When I first looked at the OP I thought someone had photoshopped out the rope and quick draw and was mad at them. Then I looked more closely and saw that it was just shitty quality and they blended in really well.