This quip would hit better if you weren’t defending the honor of a state committing genocide right now.

Agree, but I’ll say of those gimmicks on site subsidized food places and gyms are genuinely nice. Like I don’t want to play ping pong at work, but if you’re saving me a few gym and food trips a week I’m down.

Considering the rest of the post I would guess that HR sees it as a signal that the place allows their employees to leave their desk and not pretend to work for 15 minutes (morally repugnant to an American Protestant)

Moved very young so inner monologue is in the new language. Also, all my memories from my youth have been translated to the new language. Recent memories of old country are in my native tongue, so idk why the archives got a voiceover.

I was making chatgpt do some tedious thing and I kept telling it “you got X wrong” and it kept going “oh you’re right I got X wrong, I will not do that again” and giving the exact same output. lol the one time ChatGPT was giving me consistent outputs for the same prompt

The tweet was definitely to hide the insider trading too. they assumed a second bump before the formal announcement would hide this.

I’m guessing allowing an annexation of the West Bank and financial and militarily supporting it is what America “gave up” to get the ceasefire agreement.

CIA agents in 2018: my tummy horts I think I got hit by a commie death ray =(

Cab you use it to look up instructions on how to disable it?

Every so often they’ll release an update that breaks everything, or they’ll patch something and the processor improvements will be bigger than intel or amd get out of a generation, showing how gimped it was to begin with.

Clocking in to make money for my boss and landlord o7

This is definitely Musk wanting to add PayPal features to twitter without regulatory expenses, right?

Oh wow, this might actually be incredibly useful

Yeah, I was like that’s not what an ophthalmologist does!!

This stuff is purely for my manager and I’ve recently noticed he’s basically not paying attention. Losing so much time for a ritual lol.

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Well in a way it does…

It sounds like the “AI” is used to index a bunch of screenshots so you can ask it what you were doing this morning/yesterday or something? Potential major privacy issue aside, it’s another instance of the AI solution providing a really marginal benefit over what already existed. Windows 11 already had a list of every window/document you had open sorted by timestamps iirc. Which, also a potential privacy issue, but still more the point is this is a very marginal upgrade to what was already there. Although even on the privacy side, a memory of X document or folder being open at time Y is less of a potential breach than the contents of the document being visible and searchable.

Microsoft is once again delaying the roll out of its controversial Recall feature for Copilot Plus PCs. The software giant had planned to start testing Recall, which creates screenshots of mostly everything you see or do on a Copilot Plus PC, with Windows Insiders in October. Now, Microsoft says it needs more time to get the feature ready.