I lost my best friend of 20+ years just before Christmas, I just wanted to say I think it’s really cool you’re keeping your buddy’s memory alive. I hope to do the same some day.

It’s pretty rare to see another human in so much obvious pain and feel absolutely zero empathy for them. He’s definitely earned it though, I don’t even feel bad for not feeling bad.

I doubt that would be a make or break requirement for getting hired somewhere but it definitely could be the thing that differentiates you from another candidate applying for the same job. Honestly you should go ask the mechanics at your local shop for their opinion. They are usually pretty personable and the few I’ve met were very eager to help new guys get started in the trade. Could also pay off when looking for a job later if they keep you in mind.

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Nah, the point is to get a sweetheart deal when they inevitably file for bankruptcy because they are a budding energy company taking big risks on new tech, not a media company hemorrhaging money at an unsustainable rate, silly goose!

The newer models already have the option to enable Google assistant and interface with it via a microphone in the remote control. Sounds like it’s no longer an optional feature and is being AI enshittified.

We’ll need to cross reference with a centaur to be sure.

To my eye, the left side of his legs don’t really line up correctly with his torso in this image.

No way all of this over a paltry 680,000 gallons of water per… oh wow, really? Per acre?? WTF? Ok ok, but how many… HOLY SHIT, 90 million acres?! WTF?!

Dude that’s absolutely insane! ~61,000,000,000,000 gallons of water per year and that’s JUST America!

Children can’t form legal contracts without a guardian and are therefore not bound by TOS agreements.

No one taught me how to fix a car or paint a fence, yet I can do both. So can countless others with no such training across literally the entire spectrum of human capability.

People who claim they don’t do housework because they ‘were never taught how’ are just feigning incompetence. I bet the vacuum becomes much less mystifying if I tie a $1000 prize to its successful operation, for example.

You say that every. single. time.

Man, I mean, that kind of is the ugly truth, isn’t it? Some people actually can excuse racism and pedophilia if it means there’s a shot at personal gain. I’m not surprised, really, just wholly disgusted.

Why are you friends with a moron?

If I had to guess, YouTube video uploads are down or at least stalling, and this is an easy way to juice the numbers before the next quarter. Content is content, after all, and line must go up.

CONSUME MY HOT EXCRETIONS, HUMAN!

-Severus Snape

I swear when I was a kid he had wipers on his boobie windows.

They changed the fitness test to a chili cook off back in '07.

Honestly thought South Park made them up, I had never heard of them before that. It’s beanie babies all over again.