I wish this wasn’t true, but I’m almost certain it will be.

The DNC will pull every trick in the book to make sure it’s him and not a progressive… Then he’ll pick a right-wing running mate and liberals will claim any criticism is enabling whatever Nazi Vampire the GOP puts forward.

The point is to make bot farms create thousands of new accounts, driving up user accounts so they can trick investors and advertisers into thinking they still have a viable business.

Who the fuck builds a data center in Phoenix?! Was the surface of the sun not available?

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That’s gonna be a no for me, dawg

*Alligator Auschwitz

I can’t believe pieces of shit are going to be shitty to pieces of shit.

Fuck ICE.
Fuck FIFA.

Both. It’s both.

Well, there’s Republican Jesus: https://i.imgflip.com/6d1nho.jpg
Then there’s Korean Jesus: https://youtu.be/hhtOGkUqVTU?t=14
And Buddy Christ: https://duckduckgo.com/?q=buddy+christ&iar=images

So there’s at least 3

Yes he can see Jesus, but only the white one.

So anywhere people can make money. Got it, avoiding capitalist hellscapes from now on.

From known sex pest, Russell Brand?!?! I’m shocked. Shocked I say.

From now on, I’m going to start my letters to congress people “The Israeli government wants you to…”

From a member of the Supreme Court. SMDH.

I guess that all tracks. Me and my computer do both love butt sex.

I don’t get this joke, but it made me laugh anyway. Upvote.

Nothing else about me is secure, why should my boot get to be?

I know very little in this world, but one thing is for sure: she hates his ass. So yeah, you’re 100% right.