Tiny Dee is an ongoing conspiracy against himself

“To quote The Art of War, the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself,” said Minister of Defense David McGuinty. “While this is arguably applicable to most things in the Trumpadministration, we figured it would be simplest to barricade the border and wait for the entire army to succumb to whatever virus or contaminated lettuce they could’ve eradicated months beforehand.”

a true take on Leon Skum???

it’s extremely expensive to set up & almost eternally earth-toxic after that

doesn’t Hilary own a bunch of nice places that she could just quietly retire to & enjoy the rest of her life in comfort?

fetter man, forsooth, not a better man

& always keep a pair of pliers on your person

take a pair of ordinary pliers & bend the coins in half whenever someone hands you one, then politely hand the mangled coin back with a smiling “No, thank you!”

quasi-legal & embarassingly tacky

that thing is VERY TRYING!!!

prolix prolix

No shite, surely!

Water? Who needs water to live???

(/s)

Jared Kushner, a fine example of DEI for wealthy corrupt nepo babies

Anti-hate organisation Hope Not Hate claims that Patriot Platform arranged the protest, saying the group began meeting in July and has brought together members of anti-migrant groups from around the country.

President Tiny Dee healing Saint Jeffrey of Epstein!

small-d donnie has issued an executive order that no one can have testosterone levels higher than his own!!!

MGP of WA — what a surprise!!! /s

digging the grave of the USA as a functioning democracy & society with each diversion of the populace’s money into foolish, grandiose vanity projects, malevolent unprovoked wars, unjustified murders on the waters of the Caribbean, & the endless corruption emanating from the despicable GOP & its feckless moribund figurehead small-d donnie & his kin

don’t forget “who killed my mommy?” & “who killed my daddy?”