Yes. This.

The world’s largest military which still managed to lose both Vietnam and Afghanistan within living memory.

It’s not THAT hopeless.

Don’t read much, do you?

Well I say he needs to limit his mom from hanging out in my room all night but that’s not fucking happening either now is it

yep

Well, they sell you a service to accomplish a result you could easily achieve yourself by thinking for 5 seconds before acting, on an easily-forgettable subscription model, and there’s literally no way to verify that they took any actual action on your behalf or that there was ever any action that needed to be taken in the first place… Yeah, seems legit.

Why in god’s name would I go back to an old job socially?

I don’t understand what you mean by “not beer”.

who fucking cares

Donald Trump blew a horse. Or it could have been Bill Clinton. And photos exist. We don’t know exact details.

Those words I just typed describe actual reality in this same universe where you live.

I will angle grind my own brain out of my skull if it means I can stop thinking about Donny Cankles horfing down WHICHEVER FUCKSTICK IT HAPPENS TO BE IT CAN BE CIGAR WILLY OR IT CAN BE A HORSE A FUCMIBG AITNSJAS IT DOESN’T MATTER WHICH ANYMORE MY FUCKING BRAIN IT’S IN MY BRAIN GET IT OUT OF MY GODDAMN FUCKING BRAIN FUCKING FUCK FUCK YOU FUCK ALL OF YOU FUCK THIS

Yeah I think I’ll remember.

You’re part of the problem. Get rid of it.

Which is why we’ll be ruled by a Republican monarchy for at least a generation.

Because I’m sure as hell not voting against universal healthcare or trans rights or debt cancellation.

Fuck no

We don’t care about his health. Expunge him.

Good. Hold the fucking line.

Exactly my point. They need to be replaced.

I’ll happily support Democrats fighting.

I don’t believe they have the courage.

If this was “literally the only thing they can do”, then it would be the only thing Republicans have been doing, too.

Go have your conversation in private if you don’t want public comments on it.

And wash up before you offer me your body, cupcake.