When they released the M5 MacBook Pro, it was the same week that they introduced the Neo. I expected the MBP price to go up and I’d been planning to buy a new computer this year, so I was mad at Sam Altman for fucking the supply chain. But the Neo happened the same week and they obviously had a price-point planned. They couldn’t raise prices on any of them or the Neo’s marketing splash would be sullied by price increases. I couldn’t believe my luck.

I got my new MBP at last year’s pricing because I knew it wouldn’t last. Lucky me.

As much as I hate the USA, this is the first time I’m ready to compete for my country. I’ll have a double-shot and a Pilsner, please!

The kids are alright. (I don’t use that word in the real world because it’s improper spelling. It’s a music reference, all right?)

Fuck dumbass tech {m/b}illionaires.

Jerry Seinfeld can eat a back of dicks for being a zionist shitbag.

Yes! Just fucking go! I’m trying to get somewhere. And if you’re one of the sibling comments talking about public safety, we can be safe and still make the light without speeding up. That’s why we have yellow so people don’t have to brake hard.

A surprising number of people here don’t seem to understand that you can coast without being a dick. No one said to press the gas peddle. They said you might not need to brake.

“Banana guy, come to the front. Fk are you doing, my n*a?”

I don’t understand why young white people feel ok saying this word. (Apologies if I’m wrong, I get the sense from the bit I skimmed that it’s probably a white band. I see bodycam vids with white kids saying this all the time. Why?)

At least it’s not whatever state(s) allow 12 year olds to marry. Or whatever other horrible shit I read about some old piece of shit advocating last year. Ffs, just let the southern states go. That doesn’t geographically include Ohio, but we can make an exception. A lot of midwest states who aren’t in the south can go too.

https://web.archive.org/web/20140430173729/http://fuckthesouth.com/

Look, I know a lot of people will find this absurd cause Trump blames people for his failings all the time. But did anyone consider that Obama could have been there with a fleet of dump trucks pouring algae into the water in the middle of the night? He could be the next Banksy because he’s so good at covert missions! Wait, let’s make him our next super-spy (American James Bond). Also, he stole some jewels[0].

0. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1312843/

Fuck you, buddy.

In an insane world, some something let him go.

I instantly had a good response in my head and then I saw that shitbag who said to lock him up and lost it. Thanks, dick. You made me mad twice.

I suggest they start having weekly struggle sessions.

“You’re going to find Muslims that aren’t being antagonistic or mean, at least not publicly. But I’ll guarantee, if they get power, they’ll cut your head off as believers of Christ,” he said.

Really, such vile people. Filled with hate and lies and truly believing themselves to be good people. The self-delusion is impressive.

Politicians who don’t understand technology (and some that do) will continue advocating for a break in encryption “so they can catch the bad guys.”

No, you fuck. Either it’s protected or it’s not. I’ve just been listening to the latest podcast from 404 Media (you should check them out; print and audio). One of their primary stories is about cops accessing Flock cameras to stalk their ex-partners. AUTHORITY NEEDS LIMITS.

Cops Keep Getting Arrested for Using Flock to Stalk People

We got a black eye and we deserved it. Someone should bloody our nose, too, to make sure we got the message. Fucking stupid.

I think that person is an asshole for stopping on the crosswalk, but I have no authority to do anything about it and move on.

get fucked!

My favorite response to scammers and people ringing doorbells selling religion (scam).

The only time I’ve spoke with one of these (because who answers a phone anymore), was about a decade ago. Told me my insurance was expiring on my car. I started to grab my card to read the numbers and renew. This stuff wasn’t widespread and well known at the time.

I had a moment of clarity and asked, “what kind of car do I have?” Line went dead. I got pretty lucky as this was long before the internet had a bajillion reports of exactly this.

I’ll prolly fall for something eventually. On a long enough timeline…

The best part about getting old with a beer belly is being in a loving relationship with someone who can see past that and not caring at all. The last time I smashed my face with a hammer was never.

Sucks to be young people these days, though.

He’s clearly losing it, but this is also clearly propaganda from a country engaged in a war. Anyone who takes this seriously is a fool. Trump is a vacant turnip, but we can asses that for ourselves. Don’t be stupid. Of course they will say anything they can to smear him. They don’t need to. He’s already covered in shit.

Let’s hope his derangement leads to a direct attack on israel when they refuse to honor whatever peace deal we make to pretend we weren’t pantsed by Iran.

Is it ghosts? I’m gonna pick ghosts.

Roberts, who was facing up to 17 years in prison, sexually assaulted the underage victim at her home in July 2024. They were drinking alcohol at a pool party. Roberts was mayor of DeRidder, Louisiana, at the time, a position she had held since 2018.

Can’t help thinking that if this were a man, the penalty would be higher.