mum broke her goddamn .vimrc again

Your HR department likely has a picture of your face on a dartboard if you’re serious

oh my fucking god

just dial the doomsday clock to 1am, because we’ll probably miss it anyway if it’s up to a few morons and glorified predictive text, both seemingly in “fucking kill everything” mode

34.45 per kilogram I think

not sure what it usually costs per kilogram

but yeah, it doesn’t look too different

I don’t think this is USD

They are intentionally designed to withstand a little bit of “war damage”?

Like an Amazon data warehouse construction guy needs to specifically add a little bit of extra cement or some shit to meet a war damage protection quota?

Capitalism is when private equity acquires basically all of the bricks, mass produces their own intentionally inferior bricks in a country with no labour protections, and charges you a monthly subscription fee for every brick they sold you at a 110% profit margin

Harry Potter and the empty goblet waiting for the fire to trickle down

Highlighted

implying he regularly exceeds five beers per hour

it’s been a while since I had a drink, just over 5 years

but a twelve pack and some shots lasted about most of the evening for me

Guess I wasn’t much of a drinker?

when last did you play it?

I played it while high earlier this year and managed to kinda figure it out because the tutorials were helpful enough

granted

I just wanted to build shit and kill shit, so I picked one of the easier game mode options

I think you can sidestep the more difficult survival/crafting mechanics if you want

that’s if my memory holds up

I might have been playing donkey kong or some shit

Here in South Africa, they’re rolling out similar surveillance infrastructure.

Not as advanced as flock, but invasive enough. Protected by “but, crime”. Backlash isn’t widespread enough yet.

It’s called Vumacam. Their CEO is literally called Richard Croock. Dick Crook is meant to help stop crime in South Africa. Fucking kak movie.

The country is going through a brutal energy crisis, but no, it’s okay we can leave the cameras and the data processing centres on because they solve a negligible amount of crime, sometimes.

I can ramble on about this, but I just want to say, if it means anything, that I am proud of you Americans standing up to this bullshit. Sometimes using those things as literal target practice. Gives me hope in humanity.

I already have an upset stomach

can I sell the new one it gives me

I don’t know how to rhyme ‘apply clamp to testicles and suspend’

too many syllables

idk how to write haikus either

And again after every unique command added to your shell history

Squatting over the side of the starting-podium and blasting a ten thousand PSI shitstream into the shark infested waters is the only winning strategy, Jesse. Don’t be brave.

skills:

• marketing
• customer success
• thought leadership
• …
• Microsoft PowerPoint [✓ Passed Linkedin Skills assessment]
• …
• 911 (that’s not a skill)
• mutual aid (politically indecipherable)

I don’t know what to do with this information

I need as many tools to make myself dangerous if and when I need it

boldly proclaiming your presence as a possible danger to the public is quite something

Trump strait tweaking

“I am fighting for my life in here”

ain’t never stop shitting myself in public since I popped em 2 trump percs last week

um yeah, that’s not hard to prove, you can check my torrent history