Not really. She’s a cunt with main character syndrome. I wouldn’t hire her either.

Scots are so precious.

Ah, I had a feeling it was some sort of fidget but I couldn’t be sure. This is one of those posts that remind me how much I’ve aged.

I’d recognize Cubone anywhere, but I have no idea what these items are and I’ve never read or heard any of the words you used in this post.

Not accurate at all. You’re a decade early.

Nihilism can be a positive force.

Not a liberal but I want this future too.

Wash your hands if you touch it. Rat lung worm is some serious shit. I imagine cat lung worm is even worse.

I think it might be time to move on.

Nice ego, poop guy. We frequent the same spaces, that’s all. Don’t flatter yourself.

edit: this was a good-natured joke, no need to work yourselves up into a lather.

Oh my god, it’s the poop guy!

Hey, check it out, poop guy’s in town!

Lucky for you, cheese single.

“Jam a bastard in it, you crap!”

It’s your money, use it when you need it!

Oh wow, a vegan dish that isn’t just a bowl of rice with beans in it. This actually looks appetizing.

I never thought I wouldn’t give a shit about an Indiana Jones movie, but here we are.

Marketing a Miyazaki film is just redundant. It sells itself.

The far famed Kerry mountains.

I’m sorry, Jon.