my mind keeps circling back to their expertise at blowing up data centres

You’d be better off consulting the Houthis. They don’t need tens of billions in foreign aid to pull it off

Gadi Eisenkot

Former chief of staff of the Israel Defense Forces? Who ordered the massacre of Palestinians during the Great March of Return? Cool cool cool.

Wait. You’re telling me that

In an anime, even?

Highly unlikely.

It was inevitable

She retreated to CO-2 because she became unelectable in her original district. This was supposed to be R+20. Totally safe.

Clearly, not safe enough

Real missed opportunity for some comedy gold

Isn’t the current president of Columbia a Narco Lawyer?

He can just give the prize to María Corina Machado

Clinton did fine in 98. Reagan did fine in 86

Congress: “You have to release these files”

Trump: “No”

Congress: “Okay”

Like, you want to be a little annoyed at the vulgar populism of “You deserve to buy more burger”. But it’s hard in a state that’s run by folks who are effectively trying to price gouge the price of beef, then blame people who flinch at the price

He lost nothing

He lost a marginal amount of credit worthiness. $80B is twice the purchase price of Twitter, as a point of comparison. But it’s after a $400B bull run.

What he’s lost today is dwarfed by what he gained over the last ten years.

Trillionaire loses $80B credit card in couch cushions. Nation celebrates as oligarch experiences rounding error shift in status.

NASA has it as five

If you count dwarf planets, that puts our count at 13.

And we can’t do 13 planets. It’s unlucky.

This is what they took from us

Eh. Loomer has been advocating for mass deportation of Muslims for her entire career.

The shoe fits.

Democrats didn’t “win”! Trump just sabotaged the GOP.

Democrats have been building momentum in the state since the disaster of 2014. Dem turnout has climbed from the 1.4M low water mark that year. An enormous part of that was driven by the Beto engagement strategies and permanent campaign apparatus begun in 2018.

By comparison, NY Dems turnout out 3.4M voters in '26. California turned out 5.1M. Texas Dems turned out 5.4M.

Compare Texas to Florida, Virginia, Ohio… Nobody came close. This was as dramatic a swing as the elections in Hungary and Serbia. And all credit goes to Texas locals, who organized cadres fully independent of the national party.

purple coats

Not purple. It’s more blue and white.

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Schumer backed almost as many losers in the Senate as McConnell did this year