Midnight Wolf

“now now, let’s hear them out, I mean all they want to do is enslave those damn [redacted] and torture those fairy [redacted], I mean really, we would be equally bad for shunning them and being mean :(”

education in this country, this world, is lacking so much that some people are seriously making this argument. absolutely insane.

if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and proudly tells you that it’s a nazi, you should probably treat it as it is a nazi.

That character is freaking adorable

Mr. Burns: “Excellent…”

In my experience, you need to step out of the flow of water usually, otherwise most complain. I don’t mind it myself, and I pre like a faucet so I can get jerked off right under the flow of water and it makes no difference.

Not having one saves you money

🧠

Most of them, but…

I want a horn here, here, and here. You can never find a horn when you’re mad.

piano intro

Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I’m homebound

Deaf drivers: 😎

Insurance company: laughing hysterically for 5 minutes

Insurance company: “oh, you’re serious?”

Insurance company: laughing hysterically for 10 minutes

But Steve, that’s the “hello, world” example

Like further increasing shareholder value, right?

“Hey babe! I already ordered delivery. Let’s fuck~”

if this matches your idea of destressing after a long day, and you’re a furry, 📮🥺

E: and before the inevitable ‘but what do you do after the sex?’ - well you see, you eat, and then have more sex. Then maybe a shower before bed. Possibly involving sex.

>:( 🥪

Hey hey hey, we are civilized, don’t drag us into this!

🐺

Blobeye best eye <3

But yes.

Me, looking over at religion:

67? 🚫

69? 😏

A lot of stupid businesses and government entities waited until the last fucking second to fix a problem they knew about for half a century.

The overtime should have been exponential for them kicking the can down the road for literal generations.

UwU