• @goforliftoff@lemm.ee
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      842 years ago

      I don’t know, a lawn with just a small portion mowed and the rest standing tall? That shit would haunt me in my own afterlife.

          • R0cket_M00se
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            82 years ago

            “Don’t just cut the grass, remove the problem at its source.”

            Raytheon, the landscaper’s favorite military industrial contractor!

          • @jasondj@ttrpg.network
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            12 years ago

            They were going to book a press conference at Raytheon’s HQ, but instead it was at Ray ‘n Theo’s Landscaping.

      • @Z3k3@lemmy.world
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        132 years ago

        Here’s how I picture it. Half way through in the middle of the row with a 1 to 2 root crater marking the transition between the neat grass and the unmowed grass

    • teft
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      2 years ago

      “phew. Last strip…blyat”