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@Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

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@Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • (des)mosthenes
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    lol is the web a joke to you? jk

    • @tsonfeir@lemm.ee
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      PHP enters the chat

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        [This comment has been deleted by an automated system]

        • @tsonfeir@lemm.ee
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          I’m not really sure why this image chose to put JavaScript and python in with C# and Rust. Just one of those anti-JavaScript nuts

        • @mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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          Neat, and how’s it run in the browser?

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          • @tsonfeir@lemm.ee
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            About as great as python or ruby or ASP or .NET or any other back end WEB language.

            • @mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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              Then it’s not for what Javascript is for. It’s not in contention.

              I don’t care how nice your favorite truck is if I’m going across a lake.

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      • (des)mosthenes
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        I still use PHP in like 1/8 client projects - it’s fast as shit now ^^ lolol

        • @tsonfeir@lemm.ee
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          I’ve been a PHP developer for 20 years. I concur.

        • @blackn1ght@feddit.uk
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          Serious question: what’s the use case for using PHP in greenfield projects? Is the client dictating the use of PHP or your own choice?

          • @tsonfeir@lemm.ee
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            I use PHP as a back end language for an API. The front end is Vue. It’s fast as fuck, runs anywhere, doesn’t need tons of dependencies, and just does what I want it to.

            The environment is all on-premise, so that does limit our options… but I’d still pick PHP.

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        <php?

        • @tsonfeir@lemm.ee
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          Fatal error

    • @Quik@infosec.pub
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      That is, indeed, the case.

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