@Luckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years agoYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectmessage-square281fedilinkarrow-up1139arrow-down116file-text
arrow-up1123arrow-down1message-squareYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effect@Luckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years agomessage-square281fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareLellslinkfedilink2•2 years ago… despite having nightmarish diarrhea every hour, on the hour.
minus-squareMaximiliouslinkfedilink2•2 years agoAn annoying happy-go-lucky theme song plays for all to hear around you.
I’m happy
But you can poop only once every 3 days.
That’s my normal, so what’s the problem?
But only until you sober up.
Ok that was dark.
You die immediately after this
… despite having nightmarish diarrhea every hour, on the hour.
An annoying happy-go-lucky theme song plays for all to hear around you.