@LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 1 year agoThe key to eternal life and never dying is to stay in the living room. Don't leave the living room.message-square52fedilinkarrow-up1273arrow-down135
arrow-up1238arrow-down1message-squareThe key to eternal life and never dying is to stay in the living room. Don't leave the living room.@LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 1 year agomessage-square52fedilink
minus-squareCarlsIIIlinkfedilink2•1 year ago“Living room” is just a name we came up with. Just rename everything else to “living ____”, such as “living car”, “living office”, or “living restaurant”.
minus-squareRhynoplazlinkfedilink5•1 year agoI guess I’m going to die in my sleep then, because there’s no way I’m ever calling it my “living bed”.
minus-squareHubertMannelinkfedilink3•1 year agojust don’t get into anything called a death bed no matter how much you have something you want to say.
“Living room” is just a name we came up with. Just rename everything else to “living ____”, such as “living car”, “living office”, or “living restaurant”.
I guess I’m going to die in my sleep then, because there’s no way I’m ever calling it my “living bed”.
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just don’t get into anything called a death bed no matter how much you have something you want to say.
Especially not one that eats