Props to the mods over there!
Not gonna link the names, but for real, these guys belong in some kind of hall of fame. Stay strong, fuck /u/spez.
edit for future people: It looks like the android subreddit made a whole server! It can be found here: https://lemdro.id/
The fear of losing what little authority they have is a great motivator.
R/apple should have changed the rules to talk only about a specific fruit.