• “Who cares that I club seals? Johnny next door clubs 50 walruses. Sure theyre both going extinct now, but he gets 50 a day! I only get 1!! How could you care that Im clubbing seals with all those dead walruses?”

      • Im a professional ecologist, there, animal abuser.

        But go on, keep telling me how you failed middle school bio so hard that you know better than the global scientific community