MrSebSinM to Cyanide and Happiness@lemm.ee • 11 months ago28 April 2024sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up1460arrow-down124
arrow-up1436arrow-down1image28 April 2024sh.itjust.worksMrSebSinM to Cyanide and Happiness@lemm.ee • 11 months agomessage-square14fedilink
minus-square@taiyang@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink31•11 months agoEvery time I walk by a garage sale featuring baby toys, I often call it a dead baby sale. Have two babies now, but I think that gives me even more a right to make dead baby jokes.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartlinkfedilink34•11 months agoI’ve had three abortions so I’m allowed to make dead baby jokes too.
minus-square@Empricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglish14•11 months agoI ejaculated on a wall once… I’m in!
minus-square@Worx@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglish12•11 months agoDoes that make it a load-bearing wall?
minus-square@Alexstarfire@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink6•11 months agoI feel a disturbance in the force. As if million of voices cried out in terror and then were suddenly silenced.
minus-square@nilloc@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglish1•11 months agoThese are the cries of the carrots. Can I get an amen!
minus-square@bradorsomething@ttrpg.networklinkfedilink13•11 months agoThey’re probably not selling the baby.
minus-square@Viking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink7•11 months agoProbably not, but there’s no way to know for sure without making a fair offer.
Every time I walk by a garage sale featuring baby toys, I often call it a dead baby sale.
Have two babies now, but I think that gives me even more a right to make dead baby jokes.
I’ve had three abortions so I’m allowed to make dead baby jokes too.
I ejaculated on a wall once… I’m in!
Does that make it a load-bearing wall?
Only if it beared the load
I feel a disturbance in the force. As if million of voices cried out in terror and then were suddenly silenced.
These
are the cries
of the carrots.
Can I get an amen!
How’d you end up with 3 abortions lol
Everyone needs a hobby.
🤌
They’re probably not selling the baby.
Probably not, but there’s no way to know for sure without making a fair offer.