@Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 2 years agoOptimizations? Never heard of itlemmy.worldimagemessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up1820arrow-down120
arrow-up1800arrow-down1imageOptimizations? Never heard of itlemmy.world@Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 2 years agomessage-square37fedilink
minus-squareSuperDuperlinkfedilink18•2 years agoThat’s how I feel everytime I click commit in SQL Developer and it completes in 0.023 seconds. Like… You sure you got everything, Oracle? Wanna take a second or two and double check your work maybe?
minus-square@Hexarei@programming.devlinkfedilink7•2 years agoThe CPU, working tirelessly to ensure your queries completed in just under 100 million cycles (assuming 1 thread and 4Ghz): “Am I a joke to you?”
That’s how I feel everytime I click commit in SQL Developer and it completes in 0.023 seconds. Like… You sure you got everything, Oracle? Wanna take a second or two and double check your work maybe?
Buys Ryzen 9
“Damn! Why is it so fast?”
The CPU, working tirelessly to ensure your queries completed in just under 100 million cycles (assuming 1 thread and 4Ghz):
“Am I a joke to you?”