@filister@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish • 11 months agoIt looks a lot like VMware just lost a 24,000-VM customer • The Registerwww.theregister.comexternal-linkmessage-square75fedilinkarrow-up1466arrow-down14
arrow-up1462arrow-down1external-linkIt looks a lot like VMware just lost a 24,000-VM customer • The Registerwww.theregister.com@filister@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish • 11 months agomessage-square75fedilink
minus-square@ooterness@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish79•edit-211 months agoPhase 1: Fuck around Phase 2: Find out
minus-squareDrasglaflinkfedilinkEnglish54•11 months agoPhase 3: Say you’ve changed to earn some good will Phase 4: Fucking do it again
minus-square@hume_lemmy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglish12•11 months ago“We just love our customers so much, it makes us crazy sometimes…”
minus-square@AdamEatsAss@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish5•11 months ago“I don’t want to lose you but the shareholders make me do it.”
Phase 1: Fuck around
Phase 2: Find out
Phase 3: Say you’ve changed to earn some good will
Phase 4: Fucking do it again
“We just love our customers so much, it makes us crazy sometimes…”
“I don’t want to lose you but the shareholders make me do it.”