@linucs@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 2 years agoWhat did you buy that improved your life?message-square195fedilinkarrow-up1106arrow-down15
arrow-up1101arrow-down1message-squareWhat did you buy that improved your life?@linucs@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 2 years agomessage-square195fedilink
minus-square@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglish3•2 years agoIt’s not you; it’s me. We’ve just…drifted apart! turns around, crying
minus-square@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglish2•2 years agoI’m sorry. We’ve both said some N0Sty things lately…
minus-square@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglish2•2 years ago(Wait, where’s a bear come in pun-wise with regards to cars? Lol.) I imagine this tension must be exhausting to you…
minus-square@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglish2•2 years agoDOGONNIT it’s getting hard to think of new puns!
minus-square@tetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilink2•2 years agoGive me your MONEY right now! (seriously, hands up. Let’s see em)
minus-square@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglish1•2 years ago(Wait, how is “money” a pun in this instance?) No, I don’t think I WHALE.
It’s not you; it’s me. We’ve just…drifted apart! turns around, crying
you just burnout2’d a hole on my chest!
I’m sorry. We’ve both said some N0Sty things lately…
I can’t BEAR to hear it anymore!
(Wait, where’s a bear come in pun-wise with regards to cars? Lol.)
I imagine this tension must be exhausting to you…
I’m definitely not having a WHALE of a time!
DOGONNIT it’s getting hard to think of new puns!
Give me your MONEY right now!
(seriously, hands up. Let’s see em)
(Wait, how is “money” a pun in this instance?)
No, I don’t think I WHALE.